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"Smells Like I was Right About Bitcoin" Candle

SATS
Regular price €16,95 EUR
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A hand-poured soy candle designed for a slow, steady burn.

  • Worldwide shipping
  • Ethically made
  • Secure Checkout
  • Fast Support

Product Dimensions

IMPERIAL (in) METRIC (cm)
Diameter Height Diameter Height
9oz / 266ml 2.8 3.5 7.11 8.89

Materials & Care

Material & build

  • Eco-friendly vegan formula: 100% natural soy wax blend and 100% cotton wick, non-toxic and free from parabens, phthalates, plastics, and synthetic dyes.

  • Reusable glass vessel: Clean and repurpose the glossy-labeled jar as decor once the candle is finished.

  • Variety of scents: Choose from 12 curated fragrances including Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented.

  • Practical performance: One 9oz jar (2.8" × 3.5") provides approximately 50–60 hours of clean, even burn time.

  • Safety and quality: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards.

Care instructions

  • Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

Processing & Shipping

Processing

  • Most items are made to order to ensure quality and reduce waste.

  • Standard processing time: 2–7 business days (Varies by product type: ceramics, textiles, and wall art may require additional curing or drying time.)

Shipping

  • USA: 2–5 business days

  • EU/UK: 3–7 business days

  • Canada: 5–12 business days

  • Australia/NZ: 5–10 business days

  • Rest of World: 7–14 business days

Estimated delivery time

  • USA: 4–12 business days total (processing + shipping)

  • International: typically 7–18 business days, depending on region and carrier

Notes

  • Tracking is included for all Living Objects shipments.

  • Some items (ceramics, candles, framed prints) may ship separately for safety.

  • Peak season or courier delays may extend processing or delivery times.

  • Longer delivery times apply to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories.

  • International shipments may be delayed by customs and local import procedures.

Returns & Exchanges

Our Guarantee
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we will replace it at no cost.

We offer free replacements for:

  • Broken items

  • Print defects

  • Incorrect items

  • Packages lost in transit

Photos help us process replacements as quickly as possible.

Limitations

  • No returns or exchanges for non-damaged items

  • No refunds for buyer’s remorse

  • No returns for late deliveries caused by carriers

Most of these products are created on demand and cannot be resold, so replacements are offered only in cases of damage or defects.

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